girl customer asks me: where is the bikini thats on the poster?
me: i have no idea. ah.. here. nadia can help.
*girl repeats q to nads*
nadia: oh, we dont have it in red. just black atm.
girl: *whines in bimbo voice* so then like, why is it in red in the poster?
nadia: *like its so obvious* because they are target colours.
me: *trying really hard not to ROFL... chick was asian too. hahaha*
Justin, in referring to all the incidents that has recently plagued qantas:
"did ur dad take extended long service leave or something?"
ROFL.
when the home phone rings before the hours of 9 in the morning and after 10 in the evening, you know its not good news.
this morning, one of mums really close frends rang and she was like really really upset. apparently there'd been some issues going on with her and her husband (and a third party - and no, that does not mean infidelity) and they are finding it hard to resolve issues. and apparently the husband said to her:
and that can't be good. even if it was in the heat of the moment thing...
the hour before 3b test, donna, valerie and i went and found a room in the library for a bit of last minute studying. and lol. since donna had her test later, she was fully busy on her phone (hahaha) and was pretty much ... not working? and attempts to sleep on the table.
and well, i'm attempting to study and all of a sudden, valerie, who is staring intently at my laptop starts to laugh like uber-majorly. and she keeps laughing. and i have no idea why. and im like totally lost. then she looks at her phone.
and ROFL.
she was buzzing donna.
HAHAHAHA. that was pretty good imo.
yeah and then donna had to meet joyce.. and lol.
Possible scenario in donna's words:
-____-"
soo not enough time in the test. so did not pay attention in the tutorial. and was so disappointed to see someone in the tutorial when i had all these hopes that we would be a 4 person group. and so not impressed by his 'contribution'. annoyed. i do not buy it for a second.
this morning, one of mums really close frends rang and she was like really really upset. apparently there'd been some issues going on with her and her husband (and a third party - and no, that does not mean infidelity) and they are finding it hard to resolve issues. and apparently the husband said to her:
"do you want a divorce then?"
and that can't be good. even if it was in the heat of the moment thing...
the hour before 3b test, donna, valerie and i went and found a room in the library for a bit of last minute studying. and lol. since donna had her test later, she was fully busy on her phone (hahaha) and was pretty much ... not working? and attempts to sleep on the table.
"the next time someone buzz's me, i will wake up."
and well, i'm attempting to study and all of a sudden, valerie, who is staring intently at my laptop starts to laugh like uber-majorly. and she keeps laughing. and i have no idea why. and im like totally lost. then she looks at her phone.
and ROFL.
she was buzzing donna.
HAHAHAHA. that was pretty good imo.
yeah and then donna had to meet joyce.. and lol.
Possible scenario in donna's words:
"Heeeyyyy!! Long time no seee!"
-____-"
soo not enough time in the test. so did not pay attention in the tutorial. and was so disappointed to see someone in the tutorial when i had all these hopes that we would be a 4 person group. and so not impressed by his 'contribution'. annoyed. i do not buy it for a second.
*marwah, paul and me in nursery*
M: *mumbling crap about paul*
P: (to me) 'Do you have a tissue or something?'
W: *confused* 'Why...?'
P: 'Because someones drooling shit from their mouth.'
*looks over a Marwah*
ROFL. i think i was going a bit delirious cause i was like laughing and i think they just thought i was pushing too many hours this week. which is sort of true. lol paul was even like, yeah, im worried about u doing so many hours.
*in the dock. me and marwah trying to drag cot out to floor. nelson and chu come up from downstairs with some puny box that the TWO of them are carrying. they try to get ahead of us*
W: 'They need two people to carry a little box?'
*Marwah laughs as the boys try to get ahead of us*
M: 'Let's just give them a headstart. They'll need it'
*Mumble jumble from the boys*
*get to the plastic doors just outside the dock and theyve dropped their load*
M: 'Oh come on! Get a move on!'
ROFLROFL.
*customers laugh*
M: 'Don't mind us. We're just giving the two a hard time.'
*wink* ;)
nads came in and i was just like "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *hugs her to death* =D havent seen her in ages and needed a hug. she looks just like a sexy receptionist now. lol.
M: *mumbling crap about paul*
P: (to me) 'Do you have a tissue or something?'
W: *confused* 'Why...?'
P: 'Because someones drooling shit from their mouth.'
*looks over a Marwah*
ROFL. i think i was going a bit delirious cause i was like laughing and i think they just thought i was pushing too many hours this week. which is sort of true. lol paul was even like, yeah, im worried about u doing so many hours.
*in the dock. me and marwah trying to drag cot out to floor. nelson and chu come up from downstairs with some puny box that the TWO of them are carrying. they try to get ahead of us*
W: 'They need two people to carry a little box?'
*Marwah laughs as the boys try to get ahead of us*
M: 'Let's just give them a headstart. They'll need it'
*Mumble jumble from the boys*
*get to the plastic doors just outside the dock and theyve dropped their load*
M: 'Oh come on! Get a move on!'
ROFLROFL.
*customers laugh*
M: 'Don't mind us. We're just giving the two a hard time.'
*wink* ;)
nads came in and i was just like "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *hugs her to death* =D havent seen her in ages and needed a hug. she looks just like a sexy receptionist now. lol.
