girl customer asks me: where is the bikini thats on the poster?
me: i have no idea. ah.. here. nadia can help.
*girl repeats q to nads*
nadia: oh, we dont have it in red. just black atm.
girl: *whines in bimbo voice* so then like, why is it in red in the poster?
nadia: *like its so obvious* because they are target colours.
me: *trying really hard not to ROFL... chick was asian too. hahaha*

Justin, in referring to all the incidents that has recently plagued qantas:

"did ur dad take extended long service leave or something?"

ROFL.