fuchsia fragments

so typical sunday turns out almost like any other. i wasnt supposed to be working and there were a few swaps around the departments. but anyhow, it was towards 3 in the arvo that i was called to the registers. and as soon as i saw the customer, i knew it was trouble. before chris could even tell me whats wrong the customers was like 'this is 25% off' and im like no. and hes like 'no?! come, i show you.'. so he takes me back to girls 1-6. points at the sign. 'see here. 25% off'. yes sir, the sign says 25% off kids denim. you've got a knitted top here. 'you can't read english? this says 25% off'. offensive racist prick. so i show him what denim is. 'its 25% off denim. you know, like jeans.' he storms off back to the registers and yelling at me about how he should get the discount. low and behold 10 seconds later, my manager is paged to the registers. she tries to deal with him. apparently, she wasnt high enough, he wanted the store manager. and marwah was fuming and she paged paul to the registers and she stops him in kidswear and says to him 'dont even authorise the sale cause he's been abusing the guys at the registers for 20 minutes and hes been complaining about everything from the toaster in homewares to kids clothing.' so they go to the registers and the guys like 'you're just a supervisor, i want to talk to the store manager.' and pauls like 'i AM the store manager'. rofl rofl.. anyhow wasnt there to see the rest but i imagine there was some yelling and so on and so forth. apparently the guy asked for names of all of us. and our managers were just like nope, youre not getting them. no way.
hahahahahhahahahahaa we win!
on a lighter note, we got the ugliest, scariest "faces" or "heads" for our mannekins today. totally hilarious